Yo i am a feul seller in cancer and i have a feu ims so if you want any mail solen noraley in lost jungle i sell cole bloks 10k fine uranium 15k crude oil 1k deseil oil 8k the 2 auter types of oil 20k magnet 2k pet lether 2.5m you can dagen it down to 2m if you give load of food like grape sirup 1.5 exp potion for that i dont know the price so mail me an offer you can also buy help on quest i am lv 67 rb with a pet lv 84 so i can do a lot of quest and i also sell transports you can allso say i sell a feu eqs but they not that great from lv 30 to 50 conclusion i can help a lot and in a whil i will sell burst for pets and erth and wind oh and i also sell a traing for rb Players requierment is to make or have a sped under 300 then i can help you a lot like i said i am erth so i can stone wall you but this kind of traing costs a lot in food so you can pay me in food or in gold as long qd i can continue (stone wall 110sp that why) i do this on and of X2 so i can do this 24 7 and 1 last thing in around a week i an going to germaney (i live in canada) and i dont know if they have internet so i might be out for like 1 month but then i am back for good ya i know suks so mail fast

it helps if you use spacing

Wow a very odd message which might seem to have a hidden code or message embedded. XD

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Yo i am a fuel seller in cancer and i have a few ims(items?). So if you want any mail -> solen (or?) noraley <-- in lost jungle.

I sell coal blocks (for) 10k, fine uranium (for)15k, crude oil (for) 1k, deisel oil (for) 8k. The 2 (other?)auter types of oil (for)20k (and) magnet (for) 2k.

(I also Sell) pet lethe (for) 2.5m. You can (ehhh? Barter?)dagen it down to 2m if you give load of food like grape syrup(s). 1.5 EXP Potion for that i dont know the price so mail me an offer.

You can also buy help on quest(.) I am lv67 rb with a pet lv84 so I can do a lot of quests and i also sell transport(ation).

You can also say i sell a fe(w) eqs but they not that great. (Only) lv30 to 50.

(In) conclusion i can help a lot and in a while I will sell burst for pets, earth, and wind.

I (am) also sell(ing) training for RB Players (the) requirement is to have a speed under 300. I can help you a lot like I said I am Earth so I can stone wall you but this kind of training costs a lot in food so you can pay me in food or in gold as long (as?) i can continue (stone wall (costs)110sp thats why).

I do this on and of(f) 2X so i can do this 24/7 and 1 last thing in around a week i an going to germaney (i live in canada) and i dont know if they have internet so i might be out for like 1 month but then i am back for good ya i know (it) sucks so mail fast.

Amazingly he spelled a bunch of words wrong in this. But he spelled Uranium right lol. Im unsure about the country of Germany having Internet too. I will have to research this. A prime specimen of the Canadian Education system :) No offence meant lol.

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I'm pretty sure Europe had before the states(and probably cheaper), so maybe he meant he's not sure he will personally have internet connection.

good job translating that XD