OK been bored! I like stories, so........ NEW GAME!

here please talk about all the funny, embarassing and any and all newbie moments you have had or have came across. if you can't remember some then tell us somthing about when you were a newbie or someone who annoyed you even just the other day. can be from others games too not just wlo. you can also rant about anything newbish that may annoy you. so here you can try to blow off some steam =3

ok so here are a couple to start.

SAD NEWBIE!!
i find it funny how some newbies spam that the are selling stuff as though no one noticed them the first time. even more embrassing is when they are in kelan or carnie and they spam IN local "selling so-and-so in kelan/carnie server 1, whisper me fast" and they ARE in kelan/carnie server 1. and they don't say this on world chat or all chat, but in local...

ONE OF MY NEWBIE MOMENTS!!!
fisrt time i started to play the game i didn't know how to sit down. took my prolly like 1-2 weeks to learn how to sit cause i was too shy to ask anyone (still am and a bit of a loner, but i'm a fast learner so i start to figure things out on my own a lot). even GM back then hardly spammed it like they do now "press alt+1 to sit and rest" or "alt+2 to lay down or etc..." plus i almost never died. trying to be careful so i never got the message pop up after death.
so a saw lotta people laying on the ground i panicked thinking they were all dead bodies. even saw one girl with the same kunno char i had and she has blood under her. i freaked out, not realizing she had red hair and that when she lays down her hair spreads out and looks wavy underneat her. it can look like blood if its the right colour.
so i paniced and freaked out trying not to die and becareful for days. the bodies just kept piling up around north and south island, me thinking the random monsters would kill me like they killed the other people. then i asked my sister accidently in guild chat "how come no one revies them or they don't spawn back to town? they are all just laying there dead." (i say this cause i love and am used to ARPGs (Action Role Playing Games) she askes me what i was talking about, then told me it's just an emote. and she thought me later how to use sit and how to go and edit my emote(alt1, alt2, alt3 etc...). people in guild were also laughing and telling me how to sit and adding their own comments. -.-

They had http://wlodb.com/topics/6060 and http://wlodb.com/topics/6059

But just recently. I named a alt and misspelled his name, Didn't notice till after rb and when I rb'ed him, I picked warrior instead of knight...x.x

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They must be drunk since they are part liquor and I DON'T even want to know what the hard tissue is referring too so lets just say that's their bones, obviously. Since my mind may have been thinking of something else

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-giggles a bit at the newbieness- Sorry but it was just too funny! xD

One of my newbie moments was that I was on my first 2 months of wlo, I was like...lv 24 or 30+? idk exactly, but under 50. Anyway, I had a really nice guild and made some friends there, we were talking about random stuff. One of my friends had Breilatt as a character and I was wondering and realised that Breilatt wasn't a character you can choose, and was a hidden one. I asked my friend where I can obtain her and she started laughin' at me telling me is a secret. I started pouting and trying to make her tell me until my other friend from the guild told her to stop and explained me how you get Breilatt. xD

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yea i remember there being older posts but i wanted to make a new one and they seemed to old to revive.

lol XD vampy. yea and the mirror is to expensive to change classes. but perhaps one day ig on sale and affordable. but you can love the warrior or make a new knight 5 of my chara i regret (4 in my siggy all for diffrent reasons) but i've gown to love em now >.>

@kioni. i never new about brei-whatever-her-name-is either untill a few months into game play then i found a guide tried it and truthfully i can't help but find her to be ugly -.- sorry to anyone who likes her. but through out my time paying i've met a lotta annoying bries with ugly hearts. so i'm grown to find that chara more and more annoying and used my evil people. (met one or 2 nice ones can't say they or everyone are all mean and i'm not predijuse to that chara (its just perhaps online in general you will tend to meet a lotta people like that) but like 93% of the bries i've meet are rude back stabing evil heartless people j-. makes me feel sorry for the actural charater. met my share of evil kunnos and betty's too).

ah god i love those days...same thing happened with me about sitting down, almost a week to figure how the hell these ppl sit XD

but one of best things is the IM, i thought that these points u egt w en lvlin up can be used in IM cos same name..points and in IM also called points

so after lvling like 20 levels and keepin all those points..i went to the IM, BUT IT DDNT WRK !!!
to figure out later u buy them by money, and this is how i looked -_-

another thing is wen ur fighting a monster, i thought the items u have can be used as a wep XD
so wen i get in a battle, i had some stones,,so picked them from inventory and tried to throw at monster, :/ but never worked XD
items that i tried to throw (mushrooms,stones,wood,the newbie gums..etc)

lol lotsa stuff happend to me :P...i laugh my a** out wen i remember them

XD aw Xy THAT's EPIC!!

i had the same issue with stones too. i thought we could make a sling shot or just equipt and toss like with the bowling ball, ninja star and banana peel from. i made em while lvling alchemy. i compounded so much newbie crap people thight i was like some achemy savant j- XD i used to collect a whole few stacks of stars and even start to sell em.. -.-

I got a mirror for my misspelled-alt. xD

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They must be drunk since they are part liquor and I DON'T even want to know what the hard tissue is referring too so lets just say that's their bones, obviously. Since my mind may have been thinking of something else

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lol that's so damned embarrassing XD

i used to throw the stars i get from quests cos i thought they are useless -_-

then wen i realised, i started callin in world channel "does anyone sell stars ?"
and dont laugh XD..i wasnt the only oen doing this, there were lots of noobs doin the same, till some dude said stars cant be sold,u only get them from quests, so we just stfu and i kept sayin wtf the whole day :P

;-; aww but they can be sold. but the ones i made were the 60 and 70hp ones. there are 2 diffrent 700hp ones tradable and non.. but i;m sure both are now .. hmm -.-. but just as a newbie we tend to beleive everything.

when i ran out of the banana peels i for from monkey's death quest i thought i could make my own so i collected latina from the poop monster outside kelan thinking if i eat them i will get the peel left over. -.- nope.

one time someone told me somthing in a game been so long now i can't even remeber what it was went thru for months believing it till i got high enough and found out the truth for myself. -.- hmm wonder what it was .. i think maybe it was this game ... gaaa hard to remember ;-;

Oh God, I thought the same about the points, I kept the points from lv 10 to lv 30 and I wanted to buy something and I got so mad it didn't work and I was like "WTF" xD
but omg throwing the stars away, what a pain. xD

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My newbie moment was when I first started wonderland, i thought that all the monsters could be caught so I just like went to the troll at the cave before south island and kept trying to catch him. I got killed so many times. Then some guy asked me why I was doing that. I told him and he was LHAO. Then He told me about the whole thing with monsters that couldn't be caught. I felt so ashamed.

I had a noob moment yesterday and it was so embarrassing...and annoying XD I wanted to rb my alt before 2x started and I was at 179 and 82% but I wanted to make sure I did it in time so I decided to do the quest with a guildmate and then just cancel before finish rb to go back and get to 180. Well...I was so excited when we finished that I clicked "Wit" without thinking...and rb'd at 179 and 82%....I was sooo upset :( shouldn't still be making noob mistakes like that XD

hmm.. sad i wish i had funny noob incidents too :{ even tho it may be annoying xD but its still nice to look back on it all..

well this probably isnt a big thing.. but when i just started wonderland and was exploring i really wanted all those nice equips everyone was using.. so i said ok.. i have to get money to buy it from ppl! i figured out a rly rly noob trick in welling that if you go in and out of a house there, all the mushrooms and grass etc appeared instantly again. So i kept collecting them. I wasted like 2 hrs just repeating this process over and over and my hand killed :{ so... i go to the prop keeper after a while and sell it all.. i end up getting 1k and im like yay!! i didn't know the prices in taurus at the time so i thought i was gona be sooo rich cuz of my idea. =.= i was so happy to just get 1k... then i told my high lvl friends im gona try to get into gold rank ! they asked me how much i had then they started laughing t.t i got rly upset when they said "u know the ppl in gold rank have like 6m + gold right??" so i felt like my dreams were crushed XD i wasted so much time..

however now ive been working my way up and i am in gold rank now ! :) then i realise.. "wow.. its not that big a deal anymore =.= "
oh well.. atleast i accomplished my noob goal without rly realising until i saw it one day by accident XD

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also abt the stars thing.. i lost like 4 stars to that stewpid flower girl in welling for my xaloan and roca and niss.. and in the end... they all ran away from me :D
wat a waste t.t

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@ blade

dont be ashamed XD i spent almost a week tryin to catch the cave troll...maybe i just need to get stronger :/

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Okay well, When I started playing, I started playing with my older sisters, they were more experienced than me since I was in school and they were at their homes playing, I could only play roughly 4 hours a day (Until I got my own desktop of course), I did not know what the function of a remote was to until level 40, I manually trained Metatron and a blue orangutan to that level, Unknowingly using HP food to heal from the inventory.. Manually.. Until one day I went to my sister's and saw her eating while her character trains, I was going bananas at myself, Thinking "wow, She's professional ;-;".

Sadly, That's my only newb moment, I'm naturally a pro :x

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Earths -
Metatron - 176 Reborn Killer [633/190/31/48/86] (Earth main).
Orelia - 131 Reborn Wit [4/225/341/48/100].
Seraphel - 153 Reborn Mage Knight [31/208/276/60/341].
Zachriel - 81 Reborn Priest [0/395/76/77/0].
Daedalus - 85 Reborn Wit [0/165/312/48/35].

Waters -
Nuriel - 175 Reborn Wit [18/185/507/60/150] (Water main).
Meimiel - 101 Reborn Seer [0/170/172/60/206].
Rhamiel - 81 Reborn Priest [0/395/6/77/0].
Noctus - 88 Reborn Mage Knight [39/193/146/78/308].
Opheus - 83 Reborn Wit.

Winds -
Heimdall - 81 Reborn Wit [0/130/304/49/65].
Anael - 81 Reborn Knight [6/26//10/26/510].
Zofiel - 99 Reborn Killer [586/94/39/39/39].
Anelia - 81 Reborn Knight [190/80/7/49/227].
Hox - 187 Reborn Knight.

Fires -
Zelix - 156 Reborn Killer [615/155/13/42/13] (Fire Melee main).
Alilidier - 160 Reborn Wit [13/167/615/42/13] (Fire Mage Main).
Zeliel - 86 Reborn Killer [476/66/9/45/12].
Seraphinus - 117 Reborn Killer [375/104/9/51/126].
Shadders - 172 Reborn Killer [606/164/4/42/15] (Given alt).
Kronos - 86 Reborn Wit [6/144/395/42/6].
Hades - 86 Reborn Killer [395/144/6/42/6].
Atariel - 136 Reborn Killer [492/180/18/47/66].
Tariel - 130 Reborn Wit [6/145/510/42/22].

Manufacturing Slaves - Dazmond, Misane, Coeus, Perses, Lapetus, Oceanus.
Collection Slaves - SecretC2, SecretC3, SecretC4.
Fish Storage Slaves - Fishslayer, Kronosx, Totoxin.
Equipment Storage Slaves - Oranos, Menoetius.
Burst Slaves:
ShexSlave - 85 Reborn Killer [520/2/2/42/4].
ShwexSlave - 85 Reborn Killer [514/0/0/42/4].
Cusser - 82 Reborn Wit [0/20/511/20/0].

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thanks the-X, i appreciate your pep

anyways, i just saw something so noobish today. At the time I was at SB when no one else was there(all of them busy leveling). A lvl 13 came up to me and said,"I wanna pk!" I laughed my ass off and warned him. But instead I forgot that I had my PK on. he pk'ed with me right before I told him my lvl was 50(my RB'ed killer) The next moment he attacked me and I accidently COUNTERED him! I damaged him 1300hp when he only had 236hp. I even pressed the run icon yet I also forgot I had my -400T so I couldn't move before him and then I just killed him by accident. I then I LMAO so much!

One day at Maha instance

Me: i cant move T_T *kept clicking the mouse*
My friend: use the arrow key button?
Me: *uses arrow keys* Not working T_T
After Maha was done then the team leader disband the team
Me: Oh i was in a team O_O"""........

@Miwa; its ok. we all still have newbie mistakes even now (some of use don't wish to admit it. when training even though i notice my gear on i dunno why i don't take them off until its to late. some times i purposely put my weapon on thinking it'll be ok (forgetting where i am). few times i go instance put my weapon on then forgot to take it off when i go back to train. or i have no space in my hand so i put somthing gear on to wear then trade and i go back to train, forgetting to take the gear off.

@tsuki; XD i just litally did a rofl (cept of my bed) so i guess its a roblmao.

Last edited Sun, 25 Mar 2012, 11:25am by Kojika

@ meta

omg dude that's so noobish and damned painful :P

manual train+heal for 40 levels ?...XD

@ Miwa. thats what happened to my sis in game but she accidently rbed at 178 @| n she really regret after doing it XD

@Kojika. i dont know what happened its just i suddenly forgot that i am still in a team after i went brb for 5min >_>.....

I manual'd for 54 levels with a con heavy melee water.

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When I was in my lv30s. I decided I was going to map out all the quests in china for Wonderland Wikia. So I ninja'd thru all the mobs avoiding encounters. But when I was caught by one I was instantly killed in the 1st round. Little did I know I could log out then log back in so I would not lose xp. I must had died 100s of times doing all the quests for China at the time.

But in hindsight to this day I can still go thru most areas without random encounters and never get one encounter with the mobs :P Useless and useful skill lol

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XD lol same with me. i'm able to avoid most mobs in some places as well. ita just about knowing where they go and walk around them. and knowing which map as ramdoms and which don't

but when it comes to narrow and long places like doing charlotte quest and needing the dirrection fairy i start carrying some noodles bot other times i have no need for it.

one of my major noob moment's was being spwned by snakes ON THE WAY to arrow rain quest xD

The most stupid noobish thing I ever did was in the time I didn't know english, and because of my stupid brain that didn't understand the language I sucked at stats, I didn't know how to use them. And I was like: "OMG I WANT TO SEE ALL THE SKILLS ON THE SPELL BAR.", I finished my task and I was so uber-happy until the day RB appeared, and I had like...A LOT OF STR AND I BECAME A WIT.....and now my stats suck because of that. =n=

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My newbie moment was funny. x) I first started on my alt,and I was lvl 13 at this time. I was sitting at a friend's tent and we were all on cushions,but people turned to face his coffee table. So I asked them "How do you turn? o.o" and they all said "just click like this" and i was like Ohhh xD So I tried to click with the mouse but didn't get that they meant right click. So then I was at a wedding on a bench trying to press alt 1 while clicking in the direction i wanted to face. I asked how they turned again and my sister said "Right click" and I felt so embarrassed and dumb. xD

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:D my newbie moment was when I thought that gold could be used in the item mall ... lol then a friend told me you needed to use real money to buy stuff there..so embarassing

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my newbie moment was so stupid...
i thought that as i lvl up more skills will just pop out
and i didnt know that u can put those points in it to obtained it. until when i was lvl 50 something, im still using those noobie skills ..until i got so angry i start asking my friend, and she told me that u have to put the points in to get skills, and i was like OH O - O

and another one is that, i dont know how come every one has so much HP and i was like oh! i know they eat those food that plus hp (noodles,mango,etc.) so then i try eating it food that is like HP800+ and nothing happen... i was stupid, and i end up wasting lots and lots of stacks XD

i thought same for the skills too XD. i'm used to other games where they just pop up as you lvl. but i was adding all my points to int aniways so they did pop up eventurally. then i noticed the skill page i think when i was in my 20s or 30s so i started following what it said. even went as far ast to add 10 str my fisrt time. kept convincing myself i left it on there so i can volley better. then lethe it off after i got to my 60-90's (somewhere in there. been 4 years so can't remember)

lmao at the hp =.= thats epic.